Jan 22, 2011
Poo, graffiti and the perils of online renting
For those who know me, that statement would seem an oxymoron since I appear to be a chronic mover, uprooting my life about once a year.
Last August, however, I got the opportunity to make a very important move -- to Calgary. Despite the two-weeks notice and scramble to pack all of my worldly belongings into a 14-foot U-Haul and drive it, with car in tow, across the Rocky Mountains, it was a move I knew I wouldn't regret.
That, unbeknown to me at the time, was the easy part.
The challenge is finding the perfect, no scratch that, a decent place to call home that you've never seen in person in a city you've never been to.
Enter the Internet.
Like a mad woman, I scoured online postings for rentals in Calgary from my then-home in Kamloops, B.C. After myriad emails and phone calls (as well as bleary eyes and a sore neck), I found an apartment that was both close to my son's school and my work.
Perfect. Or, so I thought.
Nevermind the unease of sending a stranger money and heading to a new province with fingers crossed the guy didn't jack my security deposit and I'm left to sleep on the streets, the state of the building upon first in-person glance was jaw-dropping.
I rented a slum.
OK, so the actual suite is decent, aside from the non-ventilated bathroom that resembles a cave due to moisture build up and the Easy Bake-sized oven and Holly Homemaker-sized fridge.
But the building itself is horrific. In the past six months, I've endured one pile of human poo, two sets of broken pipes, four days of no heat, two days of no hot water, one drug bust, piles of trash everywhere, dozens of tenant parties, less-than artistic graffiti scrawled in the elevator, one drunk guy kicking in the door beside mine and one homeless man, which turned into a hobo community, in the garbage room.
All of this on top of the fact it's always either too hot or too cold because I don't control my heat, my blinds still haven't been fixed (I had to taken them down) and my buzzer still hasn't been set up.
Maybe I'm just fussy, but I don't like to live like this. And, quite frankly, I shouldn't have to.
But, thankfully my lease (yes, I signed a lease. It was the only way to get a deal on the over-priced rent.) is up at the end of February and, no, I'm not renewing.
Lucky for me, I've found a much cleaner and hopefully quieter place in a decent neighbourhood that's both close to my son's schools and my work.
Perfect.
Well, aside from having to move — again.
Jan 12, 2011
A new year and new beginnings in Calgary
The past year has been full of newness: travel, cars, jobs, people, cities and provinces.
For me, this meant to moving to Calgary to start my new job as an associate web producer at the Calgary Herald.
Yay me! (I'm more than a little excited.)
In addition to all of the amazing opportunities the new gig brings, it also means I get to cross another item off my unburied life list - working for a major daily newspaper.
Things are off to sweet start in 2011. I expect it'll be a year rife with wonderful firsts and likely some spectacular failures.
And, yep, I'll be sharing 'em all.
Jun 24, 2010
In search of the beat in Baghdad by the Bay
However, the uncensored examination for the ugly underbelly of society was too salacious and Ferlinghetti was arrested and charged with obscenity by San Francisco police for selling the novel.Jun 3, 2010
Just me — and the toilet seat firmly down, thank you.
May 31, 2010
Baghdad by the Bay
May 25, 2010
Still hope for print
Here are some quick stats about newspapers and their readers I picked up while in Toronto at the Canadian Newspaper Association and Canadian Community Association Ink and Beyond Conference. The associations did research with pollster Ipsos Reid to understand Canadians impressions of newspapers and their ads.
Newspapers are visited multiple times daily:
— Most (63 per cent) Canadians look at a newspaper more than once over the course of a day, getting an update in the morning and more specific information, such as TV listings, movies, weather and more, later.
— Another 16 per cent come back to the paper two or more times of a course of a day.
Newspapers last more than one day:
— Despite the perception a newspaper is read and then discarded that same day, 62 per cent of newspaper
readers indicate that they often keep sections or the entire paper for more than one day, as it provides on-going information, such as sport schedules, what’s on locally (where community activities are highlighted), special topical sections, movies, ads and other information.
Canadians trust newspaper ads:
— Consumers expect and accept ads in newspapers and, compared to other media, newspapers always score high on “most trustworthy for advertising.”
— In 2010, 63 per cent of readers indicated they trust the ads in newspapers.
Newspapers ads drive to online:
— Compelling ads in newspaper are driving 70 per cent of its readers to the Internet to find out more information about an ad.
May 16, 2010
This is the end
Apr 14, 2010
(Life) time
Since January, I've learned to cook (much to the chagrin of my son who is a fan of KD and pizza pops), have gone to the movies by myself (saw The Serious Man by the Coen brothers during a local film festival) and will be heading south to see one of the seven modern wonders of the world, the Golden Gate Bridge.
I'm really pumped about the latter. I'll be heading down to San Francisco for three whole days of beatniks, trolleys, Chinatown, North Beach, bridges, prisons — oh my.
Jan 18, 2010
My unburied life
- Get a university degree
- Go to Canada's capital, Ottawa
- Experience the joy (pain/love/frustration) of having a child
- Volunteer in my community
- Do what I love for a living
- Sky dive from 10,000 feet
- Zip line through trees
- Visit my dad in Australia
- Visit at least one place on every continent (I'll start big. So far, two. Five to go)
- See the wonders of the world
- Swim in all five oceans (got two under my belt)
- Work for a large daily newspaper
- Work overseas
- Go to a movie by myself
- Write a novel — or two or three
- Travel across Canada in a van
- Help a community in a developing country
- Stop thinking about my teeth when I smile
- Golf in the middle of the night in Alaska during the 24-hours of daylight
- See my son graduate from a post-secondary school
- Complete my own "Motorcycle Diaries"
- Get a tattoo by Chris Garver at Miami Ink
- Speak a second language fluently
- Tour Vancouver Island
- Buy a house
- Grow (some of) my own food
- Visit my mother's grave
- Learn to surf
- Get out of debt
- Buy a new couch — a real one
- See my grandparents in Ontario before they die
- Become a better cook
- Read a book to a group of children
- Finish my life-guarding requirements
- Be spontaneous
Jan 14, 2010
Aussie education

- A few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock — this is used to describe someone who may not mentally be all there
- A over T — to fall "arse over tits"
- After dark — another word for shark
- Airy fairy — vague
- Any tic of the clock — very soon
- Apples, she'll be — every thing will be OK
- Arvo/evo — afternoon/evening
- Bathers — swimsuit
- Barney — a fight or argument
- Bathroom — has the sink, tub and/or shower. The toilet, as it's called, is in a separate room.
- Biscuit — a cookie. Novice surfers are called "shark biscuits"
- Blowy — windy
- Brekky — breakfast
- BYO — is bring your own and can be followed with booze (even to a restaurant) or meat (to a barbie)
- Chemist — a pharmacy
- Cheesed off — annoyed
- Chips — french fries. Common expression used is "cheep as chips" to imply a good price for something
- Chook — chicken
- Chuck — is used often for a number of reasons, like "chuck a leftie" to go left or "chuck a spaz" to get angry. Also, people can chuck a Uey or wobbly or up.
- Dads and Dave — is a shave
- Dogs eye — a meat pie, which Australians love to eat
- Dunny — a toilet
- Ear basher — someone who talks a lot
- Esky — a food or drink cooler. Also called a "chilly bin"
- Fag — a cigarette
- Fanny — a vagina. Note: Fanny packs is not a term used; it's called a "bum bag"
- Flat out like a lizard drinking — to be very busy or going very fast
- Franger — condom
- Galah — a kind term for a fool. It's also a really cool-looking bird
- Garbo — garbage man. In Canada, we say "throw trash in the garbage" and in Oz, they say "tip rubbish in the bin"
- Have a burl or crack or go or lash at — to try
- Heaps — is used a lot of mean a lot of something
- Hollie — holiday
- In a tic — just a minute
- In the altogether — in the nude; of which there are many beaches
- Kark it — to die
- Kip — nap
- Lay by — to put on hold at a store
- Lippie — lipstick
- Lolly — sweets
- Macca's — McDonalds
- Make a quid — earn a living
- Off one's face — really drunk
- Plonked — really drunk
- Pom, pommy — a person from England
- Poofter — a homosexual man
- Postie — a mail carrier
- Pram — a baby stroller
- Rellies — relatives
- Salvo — Salvation Army
- Sanga — sandwich
- Sauce, tomato — ketchup
- Seppo or septic tank — derogatory term for Americans (septic tank rhymes with yank)
- Servo — gas station where you buy petrol
- Sheila — common term for a nice looking Australian woman
- Sparkie — electrician
- Stickybeak — to look at
- Stubbie — small, short-necked bottle of beer
- Sunnies — sunglasses
- Tinnie — can of beer
- Torch — flashlight
- Trannie — transistor radio
- Uni — university
- Ute — utility vehicle
- Vegemite — strong spread made from yeast and eaten on toast
- Whinge — to complain
Nov 13, 2009
family history
Here's a poem from my great, great, great, great uncle Archibald Lampman, who was said to be the "finest 19th-century English-language poet."| Winter Evening: Westward the sunset is waning slow, A far torn flame on the silent snow And dies, as the vast night waxes higher, In scattering lines of stormy fire. The piled clouds are sinking dreary and dun | |
| On the red wild track of the setting sun Westward the fierce winds gather and fleet Mightily down the frozen street. Like the work of the painter's hand are pressed | |
| On the pale clear brow of the yellow west, The pointed spires and the dark and still Towers of the town on the western hill. Far through the firmament, misty fair, | |
| Veiled and dimmed with their golden hair, The moon and her chorus of sweet stars whirl In their white torn mantles of cloudy pearl. The hard snow shrieks on the beaten street — | |
| Under the tread of the hurrying feet, Sharp and shrill, like a thing in pain, Bound in the winter's Titan chain. Westward away the wan day sinks; | |
| I see, as I pass, through the shutter chinks The bright ruddy lips of children prate Round the red warm hearth and the blazing grate. Ah, bright bitter winter, I love thee still | |
| For thy strong bright wine to the strong man's will: For thy stormy days of tempest and moil, And thy calm sweet peace that follows toil; For thy bright white snow and the silver chime | |
| Of bells that gladden the bitter time; For the laughing lips and the children at play And the long mirthful hours that sweeten day For more, check out the Poems of Archibald Lampman. |
Nov 6, 2009
winter gloves
Nov 1, 2009
age old question
Oct 29, 2009
on writing
Oct 11, 2009
keeping on court
Oct 6, 2009
growing pains

Oct 4, 2009
reportedly human
Oct 3, 2009
week in tweets
- A new week and a new shirt - white - for the man accused of murder. No eye contact as he's lead to the prisoner's box. #crime #grimtweets
- I wonder what a bag of scalp looks like. Some people have the most unique/horrifying/interesting jobs.
- I wonder how the tragically sad-looking teen felt as she talked about her dead mother in front of the man accused of murder.
- 12 sat staring at a pic of a woman. Body half sunburnt, half white and bloated, snagged on a tree in the river. Her hair was falling out.
- A female juror looked at the pic of holes in the dead woman's head. Lips pursed, brows furrowed, she glanced at the man accused of murder.
- Why are sheriff's uniforms so squeaky?
- Do you know a dead body's various stages of decomposition? I now do. Gross.
- Six years after Heather Hamill slaying, murder trial begins: http://tinyurl.com/lsyfp5 #kamloops #crime
- Roe will get second murder trial in 2010: http://tinyurl.com/ll2n2q #kamloops #crime
- Sting suspects back in court next week: http://tinyurl.com/lbogmy #kamloops #crime
- Robert Balbar sat, head left-leaning, motionless for two hours. He wore no shoes. Jury didn't look at the man accused of killing his g/f.
- Stephen Roe's new shoes squeaked as he walked by. They were auburn brown. He gets a new trial in 2010 for stabbing David Holditch to death.
- I spent the majority of my day in the company of two alleged murderers. Who's hungry? I sure am...
Sep 29, 2009
courting
Sep 3, 2009
RIVER NORTH
Flows constant with water Swift, decisive, cold
Never a question of direction
Of which I have none
Streaming, twisting, turning, thrashing
Drowning
Cannot ride the current to stay afloat
Only one thing constant
My head is pointing North





